60 Unhinged & HR-Safe QOTD Prompts

Question of the Day prompts are great for team bonding, especially if you’re on a remote team. Below are 60 prompts that you can use to get your team chatting.

1. If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the rudest and why?

2. You’re in charge of renaming every fruit—what’s your first move?

3. If you had to survive a zombie apocalypse using only items currently on your desk, what’s your game plan?

4. You wake up tomorrow with the superpower to make anything you touch taste like bacon—how do you use it for good (or evil)?

5. If you were suddenly shrunk to the size of a pencil and stuck in a blender, how would you escape?

6. You’re given the power to teleport, but only to locations that are exactly 7.5 miles away from you. Where are you going first?

7. If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?

8. You now communicate exclusively through movie quotes. What’s your go-to line for serious meetings?

9. If your pet suddenly gained human intelligence, what would be the first thing they’d say to you?

10. You’re a mad scientist and can combine any two animals to create a new species—what’s your monstrosity?

11. The internet disappears tomorrow, but you’re allowed to save one website. What is it and why?

12. You can only eat one color of food for the rest of your life. Which color do you choose?

13. If you had to fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck, which would you choose and how would you win?

14. If your favorite TV show turned into a musical overnight, which song would steal the show?

15. You’re a villain now, but your power is totally useless. What’s your superpower and how do you annoy people with it?

16. If you had to swap lives with any vegetable for a week, which one would you be?

17. Aliens land on Earth and want you to teach them one human activity. What do you choose to show them?

18. You’ve been cursed, and now every time you sneeze, something strange happens. What’s the most inconvenient curse you could get?

19. You can bring one extinct creature back to life, but it has to be your roommate. Which prehistoric buddy are you picking?

20. If you had to give every day of the week a new name, what ridiculous theme would you choose?

21. The world is about to end, but you can send one meme to the aliens before they arrive—what meme do you choose?

22. You’re now a professional wrestler, but your theme song is the last song you listened to. What’s your wrestling persona?

23. If you had to replace one of your hands with a tool, what would it be and why?

24. Every time you clap your hands, something random happens. What’s the most bizarre thing you can think of?

25. You’re a famous artist, but all of your art is made from one weird material. What’s your medium, and what masterpiece do you create?

26. If you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life, what would it be?

27. You’re given the ability to summon any food instantly, but it always arrives in the form of a sandwich. What’s the strangest sandwich you’d create?

28. If your hair could change colors based on your mood, what color would you be most of the time?

29. You’re given $1 million, but you can only spend it on items starting with the letter “S.” What’s the first thing you buy?

30. If you could be any famous landmark for a day, which one would you choose and why?

31. Every time you open a door, a random animal appears. What’s the worst animal to deal with in your house?

32. If you could swap your reflection with any celebrity’s, who would you choose and how would you explain it to people?

33. You now speak in song lyrics only. What’s the first awkward conversation you have?

34. If you could only communicate through interpretive dance for the next week, how would you handle a work meeting?

35. Every time you sneeze, an embarrassing fact about you is broadcast to everyone within 100 feet. What fact would you fear the most?

36. If you could live inside any video game world, but you had to work the most boring job there, where would you choose and what’s your new job?

37. You wake up tomorrow with the power to understand every language, but only when animals speak. Which animal are you having the first deep conversation with?

38. You’re now the mascot for a new cereal. What’s the name of the cereal, and what weird catchphrase do you yell in the commercials?

39. If you could make one minor change to gravity, what would it be and how would people react?

40. If your shoes could give you any superpower, but only when you’re running, what would your shoes do?

41. You can replace one of your senses with a completely new one. What’s the new sense, and how would it change your daily routine?

42. If you could only speak in rhyme for the rest of the day, what’s the first conversation you’d have and how would it go?

43. You’ve been tasked with designing a new flavor of toothpaste. What’s your bizarre, but genius, flavor?

44. If you could teleport, but only to places you’ve never been before, where’s the first place you’d end up?

45. Your reflection becomes sentient and starts giving you life advice. What’s the first thing it tells you?

46. You can now change the weather at will, but it can only be something ridiculous. What’s your go-to absurd weather condition?

47. If every time you laughed, a new random object appeared in your hands, what would be the strangest object you’d hope to get?

48. If you could only eat food in liquid form for a week, what strange things would you blend?

49. You have the power to make any animal human-sized for a day. Which animal would you pick, and what chaos would ensue?

50. If you could swap the sound of your voice with any other sound (like a musical instrument, an animal noise, etc.), what sound would it be and how would people react?

51. If you could switch bodies with any household object for a day, which one would you choose and why?

52. Every time you blink, a random celebrity appears in front of you for 5 seconds. Who would you hope to see most often?

53. You’ve been cursed to only walk backwards for the rest of your life. What’s your strategy for surviving day-to-day life?

54. If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life, but it changed with your emotions, how chaotic would your wardrobe be?

55. Your shadow now has a mind of its own. What’s the first argument you have with it?

56. You wake up tomorrow with the ability to communicate with plants. Which plant do you have the longest conversation with, and what do they talk about?

57. If you had to replace all the doors in your house with one type of food item, what would it be and how would you get through them?

58. If animals ran for political office, which species do you think would win and what would be their campaign slogan?

59. You’ve been given a magical remote control that can only rewind time by 5 seconds. What ridiculous use would you get out of it?

60. If you could make one everyday object unnecessarily large, what would you pick and why?

I post daily QOTD prompts on my Instagram page @muriah.fraser if you’d like to check them out there. Thanks for reading!